KANKERLUL EXPRESS

Toads N' Shit
May 30 '12

“Paranormal Romance” needs to die in a car fire.

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May 29 '12

I see a bunch of posts about “shipping” the “characters” from the Hatfields and McCoys special on History Channel.

Do you idiots not understand that this is a miniseries about actual historical events??

May 29 '12

So I knew going to a family reunion full of rednecks two days after my lexapro prescription ran out was a bad idea.

Things did not go well.

Tags: west virginia lexapro telling an old bastard to go fuck himself

May 29 '12

(Source: textsfrommordhaus)

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May 27 '12
A female eastern box turtle I found today.

A female eastern box turtle I found today.

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May 26 '12

An Atheist Just Said This

leftybegone:

“I will not tolerate religious zealots. Ever.”

Translation:

“I will not tolerate people who have solid faith of any kind.”

So tolerant.

And? He said he wouldn’t tolerate it.

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May 26 '12
burgerbaby: animals-animals-animals: Woodlouse (by Stephen Begin) One of my all-time favorite critters.  Fuck the h8rs. Toads love ‘em, too.

burgerbaby:

animals-animals-animals:

Woodlouse (by Stephen Begin)

One of my all-time favorite critters.  Fuck the h8rs.

Toads love ‘em, too.

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May 24 '12
metalhead-problems: This really does make me die a little inside whenever I think about it.

metalhead-problems:

This really does make me die a little inside whenever I think about it.

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May 24 '12

TMI Thursdays

So I just told my mom that I don’t like the taste of semen.

There was more context involved, but still….

I have no appropriateness filter.

May 23 '12

Wow, a pastor said he wants to force all gay people into concentration camps and people were honestly shocked?!

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